We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
im on a boat
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