Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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