Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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