Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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