Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Non-Jews are for practice
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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