Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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