Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Drunk is not a location!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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