I hate your face
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
