2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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