why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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