You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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