i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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