If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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