What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
True strength comes from lack of pants
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
So apparently I’m into choking now
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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