I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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