you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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