FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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