: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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