he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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