Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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