Do vagina's smell?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I need to calm my uterus...
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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