She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You need a sexual gate keeper
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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