Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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