butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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