i'm signing you up for texting rehab
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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