I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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