I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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