About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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