ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Panties = found
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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