i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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