we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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