You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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