I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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