what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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