There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I still have a little drunk in my system
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Randomize
