fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
