Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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