We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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