I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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