Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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