he thought i was a dude.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Farmville is her only friend.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Randomize
