paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
tell me about the eggs
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