belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
oh god the rape fog is back!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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