I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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