I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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