brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Someone shattered a urinal.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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