There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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