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(810): View more from Michigan

My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?

(1-810): View more from Michigan

creepy.

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(313): View more from Michigan

thanks...oh and i got my period

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told you

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oh hush

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be

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(516): View more from New York

you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish

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(847): View more from Illinois

Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party

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(519): View more from Ontario

duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?

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