I don't think brook has ever known best
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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