whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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