Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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