: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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