it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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