Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We have so much sex to catch up on
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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