i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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