i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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