I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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