Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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